Sunday, July 25, 2010

Oh shit....

This saturday, I will be going to some J-pop/K-pop concert with Vivien and her friends. I have no idea why I did it. It costs $120, and to be honest, I think I will die during the concert, with blood pouring out of my orfices. I do not wish to insult other people's tastes, but seriously, feminine sounding singers? Pop-stars who cross-dress and sing in a faux feminine voice? Shit-f**k man, I am dead! I can't believe I got myself into this. Perhaps because I thought SNSD will be there or something, I don't know, but shit.....$120, I have doubts about my sanity in doing and paying for this.

Let me explain this to you, for me, these guys (+ a few others) rock.

But for these fag-like creatures....


Notice the crosshairs? Here's why:
Get the message?


I love Japan, but this.....damn, nightmares will haunt me in my sleep, imagine me strapped to a dentist's chair, with a pair of earphones taped to my ear and a TV screen showing these guys in front of me. Scary......really scary.....

Friday, July 23, 2010

Soviet Russia

Just ignore that haphazard title up there. I cannot figure out one, as usual. One more week till the prelims, a few more weeks till the O's, damn, time flies like a flaming homosexual running out of a cowboy pub. Anyway, erm........shit forgot what to say....yeah. Today, we had some stress relief session in the dance studio for FT. At least we had some air-con to enjoy. AFTER WHICH (whoa, caps lock error), I went with See Cheng, Nobel, Yan Zhong and Isaac (fuck, that's a lot) for lunch, meeting up with a Primary school classmate on the way. Had Phy EC afterwards, before going home, to rest (finally). The only problem is that my sis was being an arse (like always) and my mom's kind of....worked up (to say the least).

Other than that.....damn, this is one boring post. Never mind, I will just put in a list of things I want to do after the O's.

-Play my 360 to the max.
-Cook
-Have a nerf war with my friends at Yan's place
-LAN LAN LAN, and more LAN!
-Have a sleepover at some chalet, or at least a BBQ.
-Hang out with my friends (the holidays are not very long, gotta make them count)
_SLEEP!!!!!

Monday, July 19, 2010

The shits indicent of 2010

I guess you might have figured out that the title indirectly meant that I was suffering from Diarrhoea. Damn, this is not only annoying (imagine having to endure stomach cramps 5x a day), but sickening, damn, mine is so serious that I even made the WHO definition of Diarrhoea, having 3 or more loose or (liquid) stools per day.  Shit, now even my dad is making fun of me, for not having slept well, what BS is that. And I must miss tuition and stuff, this is extremely irksome.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

I cannot comprehend this, I just can't figure out a title...

Today's a typical day I guess. Went to school at around 0800 for some self-study club thing that Mr Phoa initiated. First time wearing my Adidas jacket as well (even though I did not feel cold in the first place). Did a bit of studying (more emphasis on the "bit"), well, actually, I just did an entire combined science paper (to be honest, I do not give a flying fuck). My classmates and I did a bit of fooling around as well. With me getting stuck in a hidden cupboard hidden behind a moving whiteboard, throwing crushed paper around, making fun of See Cheng, and so on I guess. It was kind of mr Phoa to buy us pizza for lunch, plus Yan Zhong, who came 3+ hours late, smart of him.

After which, See Cheng, Nobel and I went to Bedok Inter for LAN, before that though, I had a bout of Diarrhoea (sp?), dumb right? After having fun (getting owned), I went to the Macdonalds outlet near my place to study, in which I learnt that sitting between 2 tables of girls isn't the most suitable place to study in.

Anyway, I have a movie to watch now, me and myself, out.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Christ, is time running away like a nerd after hearing Justin Bieber or what?

Today.....shoot, I have nothing much to say really. Anyway, ytd was great, went to the Harmonyworks!conference 2010 with some fellow RDAs at Nanyang Polytechnic, god it was fun. We had to endure a few speeches, but the word "endure" should not be there I guess.... The speeches were not boring (surprisingly), and even funny at times ("I have a Chinese wife. So I embrace racial harmony every night." Mark Featherstone), that quote in brackets blew us away.

We met a few more-than-decent people from RI (I can't call them friends since I will most likely not see them ever again), and had fun (with me acting as Borat). I cannot believe that learning about integration would be so much fun. Anyway, the meals were delicious as well, shit, I wasted all of my efforts in keeping fit in just 5 hours. Plus I even got interviewed, twice. Damn, can't wait to see if my face appears on What's Up.

After all that I went to the Airport to meet up with Firdaus and his cousin. Seems that he brought a few friends along as well. We joked around, but I had to go home soon after (something 'urgent' cropped up) and they gave me a lift. Upon dropping me off at my place, Firdie's cousin (or his friend) started fucking around with the horn. Fuck, hoped that no one recognised me.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Yesterday was a great day, excluding all the cock-ups and stuff.

Yesterday was okay I guess, apart from the same old lessons and such, was my O level MT exams. And I tell you, it was fantastic (when compared to my prelim cock-up). My reading....leaves much to be desired I guess, but the conversation was fantastic (I hope). When one considers my lack of proficiency in Chinese Oral skills, this is good enough.

After that, was my last NPCC parade in my Sec school life. I rather not make some stupid essay about this. Anyway, I will remember it well (especially after I brought my camera along to record those few precious moments). I will miss every minute of it.
From the ice-breaker games, with loads of Joy and Laughter.
To the POP which we failed to perfect, but was still symbolically important.








To the dinner where we stuffed ourselves. Above are some of the guys who made the dinner possible.

To the farewell party, with the laughter, fun, photographs, videos, tears, emotions (I was most emotional during my speech).


And finally, the people who made all this (parades, parties, all the major things that happened in my NPCC life) happen, the TOs (with special regards to Mr Jit, Ms Ho and Ms Goh), the CIs (esp Eric Sir and Nash sir, who were passing out as well), cadets, and finally, those wonderful buggers in Sec 4 squad 2010. I will miss them all.



I wrote a speech the day before the party, it was not really well planned, it was actually just a spark of 'brilliance' I guess. Some parts were changed during the actual speech, but I was more or less faithful to the text.

"I know this is really extra, I am not the type who will come to the front to tell some lame story about how great you guys are and blah blah blah. Anyway, I will get straight to the point.


When I first joined NPCC in Sec 1 (when I originally wanted to go to NCC), I hardly knew any of you, except for some people like Shan Leong and Firdaus. After a while, I guess by some miracle, we were able to recognise each other. (Although I could not differentiate between Nooraini and Hazirah, don’t ask why)

Soon, we got used to seeing each other on Fridays, practicing drills, campcraft, playing games and trying to survive PT, after which we would hang out behind the school (or fool around by shooting pearls at each other and stuff).

The longer we were in NP, the more we came to know each other. And I guess each of us got ourselves a close buddy or two. I’ve finally managed to differentiate between Hazirah and Nooraini in sec 2. And we became more of a family than a squad. No matter how tired we were, or how many times we fell out or were scolded (or “pumped”), we remained as one. Sure, we had our differences, arguments, and maybe even fights (I said MAYBE). In the end, we still remained in one piece. And that’s why we are all here today.

During camps, we had to mix around with people from other schools. We made new friends, yet in the end, who are we closer to, our squad mates. When we became NCOs, we had to work together even more. Tensions did flare up at times, but we still managed to survive or ignore them. No matter what happens, I would always look forward to every NPCC training, and meet up with you guys. My ‘love’ for you people never lessened, from BV, to Ubin and Japan, I will always stay close to the only squad I knew best, the one with you in it.

Now our 4 year journey has finally come to an end, we will most probably never see each other in our PT kits or No. 3 uniforms again. I know it sucks, but we can’t turn back the clock. Sooner or later, I might lose contact with some, or maybe all of you, but the memories we shared together, good and bad, funny or strange, will follow me to my grave. Tonight is our last time in NPCC, but hopefully, this is not our last time together. Tonight, we are one, and I am grateful for those four wonderful years, of blood, sweat, tears, laughter and joy."

By the time I've nearly ended the last paragraph, I was already in tears, only with the encouragement of some wonderful people present during the party did I manage to complete the speech. After which, I went back to my seat and cried.

When we finally got out of school after the party (when we hugged a lot of people, including Eric Sir (didn't expect that)), Firdaus actually wanted us to go to Mac at Bedok inter to watch the world cup, but when we saw people pressing themselves on the glass wall at the back door area, we backed out. He insisted on going to Simpang Bedok or some faraway place, the whole squad knew by then that he WAS desperate. Anyway, the whole squad decided on a party after our N/O levels, at my place, so....I guess I will wait for us to be back together as a squad then. I cannot wait for all those memories to come back when we are all together again.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

4 long years, fuck, were they long in the first place?

Tomorrow will be my last parade in my NPCC life, with one fucking problem, I have my MT O'level oral on that day, damn, gonna miss the PT and games sessions, and most probably my last chance to wear my PT kit, with the shirt that I first wore in Sec 1,
from ATC to STC, NCO camp, LMSC, NCO/CL life, damn, there are loads more. not to mention my red shirt (my favourite!) and my grey (and bloody itchy) 2008 unit tee. Damn, all these will become memories once tomorrow ends.....








Not to mention my squadmates and those in NPCC whom I have met, hung out with, had fun with, went throguh shit and piss together with, whatever it is, I will miss them, loads. Damn, I hate it when shit like this happens, next thing you know is, I will be talking about my days in Bedok View. Christ, I need to do other things right now, will continue this some other time.