My words, my views, don't waste your time coming here just to be a douche.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Anyway, there are things that I am being positive about, school is starting on Monday, time to get back to 3-I mean 4-E2 (one of the reasons why I sometimes prefer life in school than at home), my 1st (and last time) taking part in a PDS performance, the career seminar thingy (formal attire, I'M READY! I'M READY! I'M READY!) and a few other things i guess. Although I do need to concentrate on my studies (A.K.A Become a mugger), hope I reach my expectations.
That said, better continue with my A-Maths Homework. Still have a ****load (again, word of your own choice) of homework to complete (procrastination is one of my worst flaws), peace out guys.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
This would me my first post in a while, but I do not think you guys will even bother......
Anyway, had to miss NPCC training today, had a really bad cold. And after that I slept for 6 hours :p . Trying to do my chinese homework now, but, you should know that a cold can do "wonders" to one's mind.
(24th Dec 2009)
Went out to watch Avatar with a friend of mine, watched it in 3D format ($14, bloody expensive). HOWEVER, the movie is AWESOME, 2 hours and 40 minutes of action, drama and....comedy? Never mind, anyway, after the movie, I practically lost control of my legs, I kept walking around like after I drank snake's blood mixed with Vietnamese vodka (26% alcohol), without puking up of course. I seriously hope that 3D technology would improve, but the movie's worth it.
(25th Dec 2009)
Merry Christmas everyone, I do not celebrate it but, I rather not spoil the occasion. Anyway, went out with my family today (or rather I had to go with them), watch "Sherlock holmes" with my Dad while the 'pig' and my mom watched "Alvin and the Chipmunks 2". After that, my father decided that we should go bowling, bloody hell....... I seriously do not have more than an ounce of interest in bowling in the 1st place. Why can't I go to the Singapore Gun club, then I can tell my Dad what to do and scold him when I feel he is doing something wrong.
(26th Dec 2009)
Happy boxing day everyone, as you can see, I took four days to finish a post that will take only 20 minutes, that's because I wasted a whole lot of time on unproductive crap, anyway, better continue with my homework now.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Just tried a few maths questions, and I had difficulty in alot of them (and they are 'easy' Qs, OMfG!), I seriously need to refresh my memory, otherwise I am screwed. Thanks to my post Sec 3 camp flu, I missed out 1 and a 1/2 chapter of E maths, crap lah. Seriously need to get my act together, I still have NPCC (and the dreaded SSGT test) to take into account, my holidays are screwed......seriously.
Going to M'sia tomorrow, will lose a few days of my holidays, when I come back, I seriously need to chiong my books and homework. C'ya! (If you even bother)
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
And I have bought extra clothing, bloody hell sia....oh well, better enjoy myself before worrying about my studies (I missed out on 1.5 chapters, ****!)
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
Got my SA2 results, I improved slightly, by 0.3%. Moved up by 2 positions (either in level or class, not telling you, what's the use?), so I am rather satisfied. I just cannot believe that my report book entry this time is 4 PAGES LONG!!! What the.....can't believe that I did so much stuff this year. Will have to cut down on my non-schoolwork activities now, got my o'levels in around a year's time. For now, tme to enjoy life, without thinking too much about holiday homework.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
(What the hell is this?!) What is B/O anyway? Body odour?
Anyway, I planned to transform the M-16 look from this.......
...to this.
Anyway, after a few hours (mostly spent on waiting) of spray painting (1st time doing it),
However, since this was my 1st time, there were some defects on my paint job.
(If you cannot see anything, you need to have your eyes checked)
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Last day of sec 3 life, have no idea why, seemed to end as fast as it had started, no love lost I guess..... I know I had quite a number of good and sh*tty times but I don't seem to be able to remember most of them. Anyway, looking forward to my Sec 3 camp.
Let's all direct our attention to more positive things, bought a couple of CDs at Tampines 1 for $5 each (a bloody bargain), Hot Fuzz and Letters from Iwo Jima. Stayed up till midnight for the last two days watching these movies, they are both GREAT! Strangely they are not suitable for me, one is M18 while the other is NC-16. Oh well, TO HELL WITH IT!
"You are off the f**king chain!"
Got to have my afternoon tea now, just hope my Japanese visa gets approved before the Sec 3 camp and I can't wait to play GTA IV again (Matin wants to sell it for $30 and my baby pic :( )
Sunday:
Just came back from my Survival Training Camp, had to go with area 6 because my school's area (10)'s camp clashes with our Japan Trip. Damn tired, slept for 7 hours after showering. Anyway, I would like to list a few things about the camp.
Food: Army rations, nice :)
Activities: Jetty Jump ("Feet first into hell!"), Night walk and Intermediate rope course, GREAT. Campfire (an orgy of confusion) & land expedition, not so.....
Tents: 1st time sleeping in a NPCC 4 man tent, not the best place to sleep in, hot stuffy, but great place to hang out in the day when we get to rest.
Ppl: Met a few new friends, no time for much interaction, for most of my group members, I just remember their names as best as I can. For the CIs, some are great while the others.......nothing much to say about them.
Overall, it was an 'okay' camp, I miss Area 10, I would pretty much prefer THEIR STC to this. I cannot believe my most favourite part was the 'land expedition' back to the Jetty at Palau Ubin.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Had a cold that lasted from Wednesday till today morning. Had to miss out on NPCC, the first parade after the EOY exams. Anyway, I felt weak and lethargic (a.k.a s**tty) so I shouldn't bother going anyway, will make things worse for my squad. Went home, took a nap and went to see a doctor (found out I was suffering from some flu or allergy). After that, messed with some of my Halo 3 maps (with fusion coils :) ) Anyway, school felt so dull without Xun Jie (even though he isn't in my class), will talk about him later.
Saturday:
Had fun at tuition, fooled around with some IQ questions. After that, my family went to Ngee Ann city, got myself a couple of T-shirts and a new Xbox game (Sadly not Halo ODST), Turning Point: Fall of liberty. Its 'okay' but the gameplay kinda sucks. At least I got it at a 50% discount.
And............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ...........................................back to Xun Jie. (look below)
A good friend (at least?), I could not believe that he is really migrating when I first heard about it. Unless you are sane, you should know when I actually found out about it. Nearly 3 yrs in BVSS, it is really sad to see him go. I WILL miss his sarcasm and stuff. I wonder how is Ben going to cope without his seating partner......not sure myself. I just hope to see him back in SG soon, then I can make up for that cheapskate farewell gathering I held last wednesday.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Anyway, after playing an hour of Counter-strike, I went to Tampines swimming complex after an hour or so to swim with my 2E2 '08 classmates (Wei Rong, Jia Wei, Hong Yu, Winata, Xun Jie, Tien Ee, Teck Sheng), had fun, got 'ganged' more than twice in the water (bloody hell) and I soon found out that Xun jie was emigrating to London next week, that's sad, a classmate and friend of two years. I am going to host some sort of farewell gathering on wednesday so that might take some things of my mind. Plus I have kayaking tomorrow, hope the place isn't going to be a chemical and biological hazard.
BTW, check this out if you have no time to waste.
I expect the place where we will be trained to have these signs erected.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Nvm about them, I will just have to work on my other subjects then, after next week, I can relax for a while, and I am so looking forward to buying a replica firearm from that Black Technology shop near Bedok Interchange. They look real and are SO DAMNED AWESOME!!!
Monday, September 21, 2009
I have absolutely no idea why am I doing this, I do not think that I have anything epic to write-I mean type-about. Maybe a few statements, but nothing interesting at the very least.
Worried about today's Add Maths test at Tuition, finished all the questions (sans the bonus Qs), but I skipped a whole freaking lot as well!!! I am so.......(trying to figure out a non-profane word).......oh forget it!
To add to my troubles, the bloody CSSP project, we cannot get pass that one *%$@ing obstacle, figuring out the 'safety and security problem', there isn't any we can use right now! I have asked Mr Zaldy, and he said that there aren't any major problems in school right now, die lah, what are we supposed to do now?! Vandalism? Great Idea right? The problem is that the school does not keep any record of the figures we need. Crap........
Whatever, at least we might figure that out after the exams, but how about all our commitments and stuff.....shoot.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Found out that I have to go for Police Knowledge on Wednesday and Thursday, in addition to my suppementary classes and the stupid E-maths retest (Yes, I failed!). Why can't I at least study and rest in peace? I even have some stupid Ace-learning crsp to do, bloody hell sia....
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Finally, some time left for me to post this post. And this is going to be a VERY long one.
Yesterday's parade was the LONGEST non-overnight parade I've ever been to, got home at approx. 2315, bless my mom for waiting for me at home. The games I've conducted…the outcome was not what I had in mind, the only fun thing was that the cadets all got wet. Even I got wet-no, DRENCHED-because Eric Sir got the Sec 1 cadets and my Squadmates who are around, to give me a WET birthday bash, he even knew that my birthday was last week, how the hell did he find out?! To make things worse, I did not bring any extra clothes (excluding shirt)! I went home with my socks still wet, urgh…
Nvm about that, soon the Ex-NCOs arrived, along with the Pizza guy. Sariza and I had to rush up and down the school just to get the cash, crap lah! I was so exhausted that I did not even have any appetite to finish my dinner. I soon went up, and had to prepare for my Emcee role, damn impromptu man! Chiong like hell! Overall, the party was GREAT! And I think my squad's performance ROCKS! I did not even feel embarrassed about dancing, although I felt weird when Yong Lun and Shakul (Sry if I spelt it wrong) came to me to get my autograph. I especially love the 'Don't forget the lyrics' game, with the Sec 2s, Cis and TO's Singing, lolz J Great job guys, Kudos to the Organizers, Bhalaji and Shan Leong and the rest of the squad as well. Btw, nice cupcakes J Not to mention the praises from the TOs., pity that Miss Ho could not come for the party.
I really wished that the party could last forever, then we will not have to say goodbye to our Ex-NCOs, they taught, supported, scolded, disciplined and moulded us into what we are today, gonna miss them. Especially our SIs, Aishah (Cake) Mdm and Haziq Sir and the PDS heads Tzu Ying and Aishah (Pandan) Mdm (I can finally spin the rifle with ease!) I want to apologise for all of my mistakes and the problems that I have caused you guys (including the other NCOs) and I really want to thank you guys for all you have done, YOU GUYS ROCK!
I am not sure whether I will see them all again, I will miss them (Pity that not all of them are in the photo)
Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday: nothing much to say, nothing interesting really.....
Monday: Be yourself day/Teachers' day/ACES day. Bought my Dirty-Green Bermudas and Black Shirt, but no belt, s***! I had to use Yan Zhong's tie as a makeshift [belt?]. The RDA speech today was really unnerving, my braces lah! Quite a number of my [comrades/friends/brudders/brothers in arms?] actually said that I spoke too fast or mumbled, why is it so difficult to articulate words with my braces?!
Nvm, I even bought my NERF recon (got me loads of 'popularity'), in a very STUPID attempt to dress up as the 'World's worst terrorist'. How can sia, without shades or even a Balaclava. If I actually had a pair of Combat bottoms and boots, that would be great. But no matter, all I had was Ryan's Tie, with I tried to turn into a headband (STUPID!) As I walked down the stairs for recess, I got loads of curious stares, that was embarassing, but I'm cool, I wanted to make fun of myself anyway....
Never got an opportunity to take a single photo, and the class video is due in 4 days, (have not even started on it yet!). Besides, the ACES day exercise was quite boring, like last year's. Not sure about the Concert, some parts of it were quite good, but some performances, were [to say the least] unsatisfactory.
Anyway, I am not sure which is more elegant [for me lah!], the UMP or the MP-41?
Friday, August 28, 2009
You must have felt hurt due to my recent actions, I apologise for any distress I might have caused you, but I felt that it was necessary. If you think gathering a bunch of people to confront (If you wish to see it that way) you is an attempt to humiliate you, you are DEAD wrong. I have my reasons for doing this, what I am about to tell you might be hurtful, but I hope you can take this opportunity to improve yourself.
Firstly, you cannot receive criticism, whenever you do something wrong and someone wants to comment on it, you either deny or react extremely negatively towards it. This is never prudent, no one in this World is perfect, face it, you, me, and everyone else in this world is not ‘pure’ at all, so stop this blatant self-righteous. You criticise other people for their mistakes and they learn from it, how about improving yourself for once?
Secondly, you are a megalomaniac; you want things to be done your way most of the time, even if it does not concern you. This undermines our authority in organising activities and really irritates us. Please allow us the autonomy that has been granted to us, to compromise it, is simply unacceptable. So what if you are one of the ‘elite’? If you do not learn to give more and take less (you OUGHT to get my drift)……no comment is needed. What goes around come around, it will happen, in one way or another, to EVERYONE.
Despite these, you do have your strengths, everyone has theirs, but I do not want to elaborate on them. You REALLY need to improve yourself, the only reason that I have of saying this is because I do not hold a grudge against you, I want to make that VERY clear.
I appeal to you to sit down and resolve this conflict in a civilised manner, it is NEVER tolerated to come out lashing people with every single profanity in the book and thinking that you are morally superior. NEWSFLASH, you are NOT! If you think that only you have problems, THINK AGAIN, we all have problems; where do you think we live in, paradise? So please, I hope you would resolve this unwelcome conflict in a civilised and reasonable manner, this the only way that can end in a win-win situation. Just remember this quote, 'Never impose on others what you would not choose for yourself'.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Nvm about that, the squad got scolded yesterday for a whole lot of things, hope we can make things right soon. Plus, I even dropped the f-bomb during games, damn! On the brighter side of things, Mr Ng's Add Math test wasn't so difficult after all, or was it because I burned the midnight oil? No matter, I just want to get a decent mark. I still have to do my E-math and Chinese Newspaper cuttings (Basket lah, I would not have done it if not for my CA marks).
I am really worried about my CT2 marks though. I could not even finish the P.Geog paper, was on the Last question, 3rd last paragraph when "Time's up, stop writing." ARGH!!!! Guess I have to do better for my EOY then.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Fine, enought abou the sick joke, I have absolutely no idea what am I doing here, I am supposed to do my homework, get ready for some History debate tmr, plus study for my Geog and Add Maths (now that is just :p). Better finish all these soon, I have some bloody longarithms (spelling?) test coming at my tuition centre, s**t lah!
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Enough abt that, the Inter-UG games day was AWESOME!!! My group got 2nd place and Bhala called it the politically correct term for 1st loser, SPOILER!!!!! We had fun, and so were the members of my grp. Unfortunately, there was an incident involving injuries, some of the group members & the NCC girls, hope this does not cause any inter-UG clash :( . Some of the cadets in my grp seriously need to jaga their attitude.
I tried to do add maths just now, and screw differentiation & Linear law lah! They all STINK! So freaking difficult, ARGH!!!!! Lets hope I do not screw up my CT2, or my EOY for that matter.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
WTH is wrong with the 'NEW POST' page on blogger?! First the toolbar and now, I have to resort to posting via email, has my internet explorer been infected by a Zerg Swarm (Starcraft fans only)? Nvm about that, I have absolutely no idea why am I blogging right now, when I am supposed to study for my CT2? Maybe I am bored (NEWSFLASH, I am studying, how can I? Whatever, I better stop this CWOT, I've got some inter-UG games day thing tomorrow. Till then, Tulta munille! (That's just so damn random) |
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Got praised for my chinese letter ('damn sehboh sia'), and Miss Ang brought the Yearbook commitee (including me), and the class chairman (I mean Person, sry Jia Ling :p) for lunch. I even got to use my Swensens 'Cool rewards' card.
HOWEVER, there were some 'minor', what do we call it.....oh yes, faults here and there. I got a super duper crappy 17/30 for my E maths test, plus during our lunch at Swensens, Miss Ang asked me whether I was a leader in NPCC (Well, I am a CL, but......she touched that particular nerve ending, if you are in NPCC and get my drift), but I do not blame her. My expression must have been too serious.
Better get back to my studies, CT2 is coming VERY soon.
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Saturday, August 8, 2009
Nvm about that. Thursday's parade was an overall flop, I screwed up my MOI, the Physical training did not go according to plan, it was partially my fault so, sorry guys.
Friday's National day celebrations was kinda fun, but quite a number of students were VERY unenthusiastic, including a few girls in front of me, spoilers.... Later on, I went to Ben's house and actually completed a level of Resident Evil in his Wii, YES!!!!
I better stop here, I got other matters to attend to.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Today nothing much to say, did some revision and stuff? But I managed to update the NPCC website (very minor updates), that's a good thing, right?
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Share your memories online with anyone you want anyone you want.
Finally!!!!!!!!
Don't be alarmed, if you even bothered....
Sunday, July 26, 2009
My mouth HURTS!!!
Friday's 2D1N camp was AWESOME, not physically, we did not have to do any physical stuff. It was really some leadership workshop in the Library (the lectures were even held at night, NICE). Most of my NPCC squadmates there did not even shower, need meh? We did not even sweat! It's not everyday when you get to listen to your music player, charge your phone, spar and verbally abuse your friend, read a book and revise chemistry at night in the school. Plus, we even got to bring our sleeping bags! Wah, it was HEAVENLY! Better than a damn thin poncho.
It was a pity that it lasted for only 2 days, I would prefer that to studying. It was fun while it lasted. Now..if only I could post place some pictures on this post, I have absolutely no idea what the hell happened to the toolbar in the "new post' page.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
This sucks.
I wonder why I was given such a low position, was it because I unknowingly insulted someone of a higher rank, of dumb luck, or something else. I cannot believe it. All my enthusiasm, my attitude gone to waste. I just cannot believe it, I did my best, but it was not enough. I think something stinks in my reputation or I might have deteriorated in my NPCC performance from sec 1 all the way till now. I just cannot believe it, why? WHY? I want to appeal, but...to quote from Eric sir (more or less) "there is a 99% chance of your appeal not being successful."
I am at a loss about what to do, sometimes, I have a feeling of grief and of low self esteem, I even cried my own pathetic self to sleep yesterday for heaven's sake (well...sort of..). Can this get any worse?!
Saturday, July 18, 2009
My legs hurt!!!
Btw, for those who love war movies, check out Talvisota (Winter War), yes, it's in Finnish, but the English subtitles in the Youtube version would allow you to understand the language of "Suomi"
A sneak preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M8_hS0gqU8
The 1st part of the whole movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MctJ74lvBbQ
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
My calculator's spoiled, "yay!"
Yesterday night and today (nearly) sucked! Ytd night, I suffered from major diarr-nvm and I could not sleep well, especially with the fear of crapping your pants in bed :p. I planned to do some schoolwork at around 0500 the next day, but i turned off my Cellphone alarm and wanted to commit murder when I finally woke up.
Today's lessons were boring, and we were supposed to watch some video during FT. Guess what, the video's format is incompatible with any video player in the Laptop. ("please use Windows movie player" said the PA system). We even had to do a reflection about some Singapore identity thingy, without even watching the Video, lovely! Plus, I had to be released early 'cause I have a Dental Appointment at Tan Tock Seng Hospital.
1400: Released from class, after finding my water bottle (displaced by god knows who)
1402: Went through the school gate.
1405: Reached Tenah Merah MRT, and took a taxi attempting to outrun any MRT train
1415: Got to Kembangan MRT, 15 minutes left till my appointment.
1417: Got onto a train, & finding out that my Dad sent me an sms, offering to gimme a lift (****!)
1418: Called Dad, and being very stupid, allowed him to give me a lift at Lavender MRT
1420: Reached the MRT station, and was told to go to a nearby (well...sort of) bus stop
1425: Dad called to say that he was stuck in heavy traffic on the PIE, 5 mins left
1430: I waited, looking at the long line of vehicles crawling towards a junction....
1445: I waited again, 15 minutes late....
1500: I got very impatient, wish I could raise 'the finger' into the air as a signal for my Dad
1518: Finally, he arrived, 48 minutes late.
1530: I finally reached the Dental Clinic of the hospital, 1 hour late.(If I took the MRT, I would not have to waste so much time, ARGH!!! (At least I got a subway)
After that ordeal, i still had to go to tuition because of some chinese test tomorrow, damn, damn, damn! Not too mention procrastinating (in doing my homework) until I have only 5 hours of sleep left.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Skeletor is GAY!
My left shin (the muscle area) is killing me, (well trying to anyway, since it started on thursday morning). I still need to do my English tuition homework (WTH am I blogging in the 1st place?!), and it is due tomorrow, argh! Had fun at Geylang East Swimming complex yesterday, without being ragged (that badly). Plus, we did not get banned from the deep pool :) Nvm about that, nothing much happened today, I wanted to finish my homework today, but I practically procrastinated like there's no tomorrow. I will try to do it though, even though I might have to resort to burning the midnight oil.
Here's something to either cheer you up
...Where was I? Oh yes, Old Corkhill. A lovely chap, if you ignore the swearing fits and genocide. He never had a face of his own, you know - had to borrow other peoples. Used to make a hell of a mess when they glued 'em back on. I remember one time we got lost in a garden centre near Chepstow and he thought he was back in the jungle. How we laughed when the screaming stopped. Met a grisly death bless 'im... choked to death on a chess piece. From the highly collectable Alice in Wonderland set, too.
I remember when I bought my first chess set. I was about 23 and used to play for the Queen's regiment. Never won it though. I was trying to steal a set from all the different schools in London - they never notice if you take only one piece from each. I'd just got hold of my twelfth pawn when I realised I'd never fit a board up my jumper without the bloody prefects noticing, so I decided to invest in a legitimate set. I went to a lovely little shack by the sea where a lovely young lady was carving lovely little chess pieces out of lovely shiny rocks with a lovely glowing scalpel. We got talking and after a while we got married. Turns out she was a mermaid though... I only realised when I tried to tickle the soles of her feet and discovered she hadn't got any. I thought the vicar gave us some funny looks at the church. And Mother never did approve of her... "Never trust a woman without any toes," she used to say. She lived her life by that adage and By God did it show.
The marriage only lasted a few months before divorce. Or did I eat her? I never can remember. I definitely ate something... used to eat things all the time, come to think of it. My memories of that time are foggy, as the howler monkeys had just moved in next door and I couldn't get any sleep. The worst was when they used to smash through the windows and vomit in the kettle. Damned vicous things, howler monkeys. I complained to their Landlord but he just smashed my face in with a spade and killed my dog. Twice, if I remember - he shot it, brought it back to life using the unholy power of the cosmic bedpan and shot it again. Poor little blighter...a cairn terrier, if I remember. I ended up sneaking into his house and using the bedpan to invoke Belial, demonic master of the third ring of Hell. Belial appeared in a ghastly display of fire and brimstone, then went and had a word with the local council who evicted the monkeys. I still have his keys somewhere.
Speaking of keys, have you ever eaten cling film? I went through a period of buying pre-made sandwiches, throwing them away and eating the containers. God knows why, I think it was the fashion at the time. Like those hairstyles made of bones. And whatever happened to those combination hats and megaphones? They seemed so useful back then, but you never see them these days. I blame the parents.
On my 30th birthday Derek, my wife at that time, bought me an anvil. I'd always wanted one to keep on the top shelf above the Reader's Digests. It stayed up there for a few years then it fell off, bringing the wall down with it. I was in the room at the time - a damned mess, I can tell you. A brick hit me on the shoulder so hard that I travelled back in time and became my own grandfather.
After Derek died of boredom I tried looking for a new wife down the back of the sofa. A fruitless exercise, they were all tarts behind that third cushion. I became depressed and wandered the Sahara desert trying to find a letter S big enough to turn it into a dessert. It was near there that I met Susan. She went on holiday with her parents back in the thirties and accidentally stabbed a gypsy to death with her own clothes pegs. Before she died the gypsy put a curse on Susan, robbing her of her third dimension and turning her into a completely flat wallhanging. Her parents were dreadfully embarassed and took the first boat to Atlantis, which was quite a popular destination for embarrassed parents before it sank.
Anyway, I discovered Susan in a curio shop where she had spent the last 20 years. I was first attracted to the lovely guilded frame that she had been mounted on. But the shopkeeper wouldn't part with it, saying only the cursed girl was for sale. I kicked up quite a fuss, but he wasn't going to give in so I part-exchanged some boot polish for Susan and left. I think she was glad to be out from behind a sheet of glass. I rolled her up on the plane back to England and tried to pass her off as hand luggage, but they insisted that I purchase another seat. I got my own back though - I took the seats with me when we landed in London.
I bought a small house in Suffolk and became friendly with the neighbours. This turned out to be quite handy as they were extra-terrestrial creatures with the absolute power to control physical reality. It didn't do to get on the wrong side of them, I can tell you. Before they went back to their home planet they kindly restored Susan's third dimension as a leaving gift. I was using her to cover a stain on the bathroom rug at the time. She was ecstatic and married me immediately, which was handy for tax purposes. She ended up leaving me for the milkman though, as I still insisted that she covered the rug stain at all times. I mean, nothing gets port out - I should know.
It was about that time that England declared war on Narnia. We knew they had been massing forces behind the wardrobe for some time, and we had to invade them before they did the same to us. I was drafted into the army as a Sammy Davis Jr. look-a-like, which was a common infantry position at the time. I was amongst the first people to push back the coats and attack the Narnians. The early assaults were fantastic - the satyrs and talking animals stood no chance against our machine guns. But oh, how things changed. Before we knew it the magicians and dragons were upon us, and half the battalion was burnt to death whilst the other half were turned into ducks. Such a terrible waste. I only survived by confusing the Witch with a devious card trick and running for cover. We would never have taken down Aslan the Lion if the yanks hadn't bailed us out again. God, it was awful... The heat and the screaming and the fire and the smoke and the quacking... Uhh...
...Where was I? Oh yes, Old Corkhill. A lovely chap...
Monday, July 6, 2009
Damned sunburn
Nvm mind about that, I need to do another Farewell vid for Miss Goh (I seriously need more pics, and a song!!), revise for my SGT test (The retest paper is different, ARGH!!!!!) and do my Pure Geog project (WTH can I find Vanguard sheets in my nieghbourhood anyway?). I promised myself to revise my physics, crap lah! I guess I have to break that promise, I will have to go for Chinese tuition afterwards, I am "SO" looking forward to it.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Why can't they just make a pill containing all the knowledge we need in life?
Today......was okay, I almost 'kena' quarantine due to my sinuses and blew another hole in my pocket by buying from that newly opened Good News Cafe in school for the second time, but it IS BETTER than the usual canteen fare. Lessons were not really boring, but we did alot of revision, plus Mr Angulia was quarantined, so we SLACKED:) during Pure Geog.
Today's Squad rehearsal for the Farewell party was okay, we managed to add in a few more moves (Okay, not we, but Sariza and Shan Leong) and fooled around with the Electric Keyboard (WTH did they install the machine gun and Fireworks mode in?). Are Arif and Seng Wei fans of street fighter, I guess so, since they kept sparring each other in the Music room all the time.
I had to leave early for Add Maths tuition, bloody hell, but it was quite.....fun? Mr Ng praised me for no reason at all (I feel damn 'sehboh' (Extra) sia). Nvm, i just hope Yan Zhong gets discharged soon, why must he get H1N1? So damn lucky (I think...).
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll: Experienced all but the 1st two.
Today, was B.O.R.I.N.G! I was supposed to go for some rehearsal (for the Farewell party) & before I left the house, I called Sariza (got a missed call from her), (and to summarize everything) she said it was cancelled. WTH, I missed my chance to get my Nerf Recon from Matin today just to go for this. I tried texting him, maybe I could go to his place today, but NO, he has matters to attend to. No wonder my life is in such a mess, I cannot even keep to my schedule.
After that, I tried to multi-task (surfing the Net and Pure geog, not a very good mix), which was DUMB! I only managed to do 4 questions after 5 freaking hours. Nvm about that, after (almost) finishing my Pure Geog, I went for Chinese tuition (after playing my 360 or an hour or so), only to find the centre closing for the day, COME ON! Why is my day so chronologically WRONG!
To make it worse, I found out yesterday that the ASEAN homestay thingy was cancelled, WTH! I spent over $100 in Levi Strauss Signature and Hush puppies, ARGH! At least I've got more time for NPCC now....
I better stop blogging now, I still have tons of homework to finish, with so little time left.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
I am fatigued, sick and absent for the Sgt Test, WTH?!
Today, I woke up with a headache (With a capital H) and a blocked nose, which means I am not allowed to go for the test. (thanks to the H1N1 strain) I had to go and see a doctor, get a MC and go back to sleep. I must apologise to my squadmates for not being able to make it for the test together with them, they must be hating me right now..... I just hope I can still go for the test, not to mention the fact that I missed out on the POP training that goes along with it.
I still have to go for some SANA course tomorrow, got to find out about the details. I have not even touched my homework yet.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Camp, is it good or BAD?!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Stop spamming Xun Jie, and you do not have a website.
The NCO camp on Monday was fun, although there were SOME...unfortunate incidents which dampened our mood. Besides, I busted a quarter of my pocket money on that day. It was one of the few times that I got to see Eric Sir being the friendly CI that our NCOs said he was. Not sure about the 'OUCH!' (literally) game though......
The next day, I met April during her lunch break (Yes, she is working there for her WEP) outside the Science Centre. She gave me a brief but enjoyable tour (I finally found i-space after 6 gruelling months!), before she had to go back to work at the entrance. After checking out some exhibits and getting lost, I left, not before buying some space ice-cream (melts in your mouth...after a while)
Afterwards, I went to the library near the Science Centre which was HUGE! So huge that it even need escalators, plus I got some info from the S.C that it contained around 500 000 bookssssssss-(Author fainted). Never mind about that pathetic joke I just made, I managed to get some Harry Turtledove books, but after a huge dilemma, I borrowed one instead, i do not think I have time for 3 thick novels.
On Wednesday, we cleaned up the NP room, now neater than it was 2 days ago. After that, damn....I forgot what I wanted to type.
Never mind about my short term memory, today....we had another meeting about the Farewell Party performance and some other things. Plus, the whiteboard in the NP room is cleaner than ever. Then, the squad went to Tampines mall to buy a wallet for Haziq sir. After which, we sat down on the floor and discussed about the Farewell party performance, and where to rehearse. In the end, we managed to finish up the formation we were going to have for our performance and the location to rehearse for it. Some of my squadmates dragged me to Tampines 1, which was not as crowded as Tampines Mall. The trip there to find the racks for the NP room was a CWOT (Complete waste of time), we did not made any headway before I left for home. At home, I found out that in going to the Mall, I missed my Add Maths tution and my mother is not really happy about it. Anyway, I have to prepare for my NCO Camp, I am in campcraft, and I hardly know ANYTHING about it!
Saturday, June 6, 2009
lolololololol....that was a waste of pride and pixels.
We managed to do some exploration, I went to the haunted house at the AVA for the 1st time (mainly for the air-con). It was not really scary, especially when we ridiculed the 'ghosts', (some of my friends' screams in there probably scared the 'ghosts' instead of vice versa) maybe if the Haunted house was of the same quality as the one in Escape theme park, we might have the nerves. The food there was well...satisfying, but they are made by people like me so I cannot be too much of a critic. I just wished there wasn't a sufferer of megalomania in our midst...
When I got home, quote" My feet are DEAD!" I finally knew what April faced working in the Science Centre. I just wanted to strip all my dirty clothes and dive into a private swimming pool. A shower was not really what I had in mind.....
Going to have a 1 day NCO camp on monday, I really need to prepare for it tomorrow. When will fate give me a break?
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Smith & Wesson, you failed me! And I think the normal sized font is good enough for me.
The shooting itself, was a total [expletive deleted] up! All the talk about 1st action, 2nd action....all gone to waste! As soon as I pulled the trigger-"BANG!"-I could not even aim properly. The time limit sucks, but they had to throw it out because the revolvers kept jamming, even the
Enough about that....after shooting, we marched back to our bus, got back to school & met up with Bhalaji. After that, we went to Bedok Interchange and hung out at the Macdonalds nearby (Some people in my squad ought to worship the restaurant) before heading to the library and got to work on the farewell party, hopefully my potato salad would be edible at the very least.
When I told some of my Squadmates that I might not be able to make it for the Party because I have to host an ASEAN student, some of them looked as me as if I had just killed Big Bird with a BB gun. What is the matter with them?. I know "CCA comes 1st", but if you think that I signed up for this because of the CIP hours I will get or because I can miss my NPCC trainings, well, I beg to differ. If you still violently object, well, I have nothing to say, because IT WILL BE A WASTE OF FOOD! At least I did something that was on my Bucket List.
Now I have to do some 'homework', urgh...physics....but hopefully I can go to the science centre tomorrow. Scrap that, i need to make another Farewell Video, WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD, oh yeah, a lot.....
Saturday, May 30, 2009
All your base are belong to us, all your base are belong to us, all your base are belong to us.
Got my report card on Friday, guess what, I got ***** in class, Woo Hoo!! At least I know no one is planning to kill me......I hope. But it was short-lived, I still have lots of NPCC stuff to do, farewell video (I will get to that), camp proposals, shooting comp....
And about the Farewell vid, it was a glorious nightmare! I had to put in pics, credits, subtitles & songs (THAT was difficult). But finally, I did it, the only problem is that when I tried to send it, my PC lagged like ****!!! And now I am trying to send it again, 1 day after the deadline, plus, the file is taking a century-no, a millenia-to upload on to Yahoo, damn.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Yes, I got a bigger font, got a problem? No, good.
Started playing forumwarz yesterday, fun, but...... not really PG (It's true!).
Got my results, except 4 my Pure Geog.
My chinese, SS & Add maths SUCK! 49.6%, 29/50, 66%. All C.R.A.P, CRAP! Wonderful, just wonderful.
Tomorrow got a NPCC meeting, hope no one 'kena arrowed' by the Pet Rocket.
Went to visit Miss Koh, that reminded me of the YNPS days, when I was an arsehole. I almost started to cry when I called her, luckily I recovered quickly. I hope I can see her again soon.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
End of Exams, YES!!!! Unfortunately......
16-May Saturday (I told you, it's an overmight trip)
I decided to take some photos, even though I am located in the middle of nowhere, stupid really. The worst thing is that the boat keeps rolling from side to side most of the time, i can still feel it now.
If you think this is very dark, this is taken towards Singapore. I can only see a few lights in the direction of Indonesia.
After I woke up from a hour of precious sleep, I managed to take some more pics, and saw clouds mixed with haze. Wanna nuclear explosion anyone?
After I took some photos, the sea got really choppy, bloody hell. At least I got back to West Coast park in one piece. After that, my dad brought me to have some breakfast, I wonder if I smell of fish and crap.
Sunday 17th May
Had tution today, English was okay, but not fun without Arvin. Add Maths, we were talking about National defence, WTF?! But at least we wasted alot of time. Shan Leong and Bhala came to my house to complete the Farewell Party proposal, both of their PCs were down, 'suay' sia. Now I have problems with the sound in the PC, s**t!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
I hate studying, not as if I have a choice.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Damn you exams....but I rather have you than others.
-Had an argument last week between my Parents, Mom broke down, f**k Dad, and now I treat him like it was last year, strange huh? Let's hope the history of family crap does not repeat itself.
-Had problems with that waste of food (F*****S) who made my life (and possibly some of the Sec 1's) miserable yesterday during NPCC day training (and did I mention most of the time in School?), if you think I am doing the uniform checks wrongly, then why don't you do it Sand****er?!
-That godforsaken Walrus still being a f***wit towards me, well, go back home and let the Canucks hunt you down will ya?
-To summarise everything, those who made my life miserable and I hadn't forgiven (I was not really generous), WELL F**K YOU!
P.S Got myself a pair of new specs, but you will not see it here, NEVER!
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Check the time.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
You had a bad day, I had worse....I think.....
Recess- Lost a foolscap pad that I've just bought from the bookshop, crap la...
Afternoon- Had to rush to Tan Tock Seng Hosp to change my braces, I have to put on two rubber bands on it, pain sia, and my mouth cannot open up properly, now my teeth hurts like hell. I have to change them everyday, and it is freaking difficult. On the way back home via MRT, some Japanese guy stepped on my right foot (look at the 1st paragraph), WTF?!
Now I have tons of work to do, got to go now.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
When someone (or more) says goodbye, the hardest thing is not returning the favor, but facing the aftermath......
Saturday, April 11, 2009
ARGH!!!!!
Unfortunately, today, I found out that the Freeman's mind series is over, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Damn Machinima, WHY! WHY!
On the lighter side of things. Here is something the NPCC GOH did after the speech day concert.
I do not know why, but blogger had made this video darker, wah piang eh, can't see the GOH ppl, nvm, listening will do, maybe?
Friday, April 10, 2009
........
Yesterday's lesson's were okay, at least I did not fall asleep in class, I got my History assignment back, and got a freaking 0, bloody hell sia......
Plus, I forgot to bring my black socks for NPCC, had to borrow it from one of my seniors. The corporal test....I can see a HUGE improvement in my other squadmates. But it rained in the middle of it. (Giving me time to give Kian Cheng tips, lucky guy...) When it was time for the theory test (For those who failed the CPL test, not me), there were only 4 of us left, Nabil and Bhala went for their Tamil class while Firdaus went for some reason. (I do not know what it was.) We had a sing-a-long session with Tzu Ying mdm and Haziq sir, which was quite fun until Firdaus came back.
When I got home, I showered, ate, then crashed onto the bed.
Got homework today, and tons of revision to do, I hate exams.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
3th of April, speech day.
When the parade started, I was really nervous, as I marched in as part of the Guard of Honour contingent, I hoped that the 5 or so trainings did what they were supposed to do. I almost screwed up my first salute (I would have thanked god for that.), suffered massive backaches and practically every nerve in my body was working overtime. Luckily everything turned out to be fine.
When the parade was over, we (As in the prize-winners) passed our rifles to our buddies and ran to Ms Ho before going up to the Hall. During the prize giving ceremony (After a very long speech by the GOH (Guest, not guard of honour.) and principal.), I received a prize (Well...2 prizes.) and had to go up on stage for another one (The BV scholarship thing.). After that is the concert, which I went of a snapping rage with the Camera my Father borrowed from his company, testing Cameras is quite fun really.
After the concert, I went with my Mom to the ISH for the reception, before finding out that the squad (GOH, guard of honour mind you.) remained at the hall for a photo shoot (Damn, I had to search 4 them), I reached there just in time.
After that, we had our badly needed dinner in the ISH, the food was not bad, but it was cold, yummy huh?
Soon after, we went to change, and I do not want to talk about what had happended.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Earth Hour
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Oh Yeah btw...(NPCC sec 3s only.
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=64688&id=776874450&l=539a0892ae
Don't worry, it is a public link.
Drone....drone....drone....
Went to the Home team academy for the classification shoot, I met a few of my Ubin camp group mates, briefly... and I was the only male in my squad who got the Marksman (or Marksperson to be politically correct) along with Sariza, not surprisingly, many failed (the godforsaken revolvers kept jamming, while I almost shat myself during the shooting, especially when they moved the targets to 15 meters after the 1st 8 rounds.).You might think that it is a good thing to get the badge, but it is not when you are the only guy to get it. [On the bus journey back to school, I was ragged, plus, I had to treat the whole squad to a cup of bubble tea each! :( ]
Friday:
I screwed up my CME project (Possible goodbye to my gold civil defence badge.), and I had to go for some RDA meeting during FT, argh! I am already busy enough! (Speech day....podcast competition...etc...etc.).
During NPCC, we were late and got a tongue lashing for that. During the LCP/CPL retest, our drills completely SUCKED! We only managed to have 2 tested before getting a lesson on static turning and another tongue lashing. (Although then, I had to meet up with Miss Ho and Kai (From the committee of a certain charity project) ) The whole unit went up to the library for a talk on the project (Disgustingly, some members in my squad are either not interested or annoyed by this, ironically, this was my brainchild.) . I hope things get better, after talking with Miss Ho.
During PT, which was surprisingly fast, I managed to do more than 3 proper push ups, Woo Hoo!! To ruin the euphoria, my squad's Aishah mdm, gave us a tongue lashing during the debriefing, I feel disgusted about myself...
At the end, only a handful of us went to our usual hangout, must be the bad day we had today......I hope for more optimism next time.
At our usual Hangout, I asked for my Green Apple ice-blended to be poured into my water bottle, making it troublesome for her as the larger opening of my bottle is quite small. (Please ignore Gaston's finger.)
Thursday, March 19, 2009
In a blink of an eye, the March holidays are halfway gone.
Just came back from March Camp, I just want to SLEEP, and instead ended up watching Matrix: Reloaded until 1:00am
Tuesday:
Screwed up the Singapore Amazing Flying Machine Competition (SAFMC), no further comment.
Wednesday:
This is where the serious typing comes in.
Woke up at around 9:38, washed up and used the PC for around 30 mins before meeting up with my NPCC ppl at Macdonalds (Bedok interchange), with my cooler, 12 minutes late.
Bought most of our supplies before (Yes, everyone) going back to my home to prepare and slack.(Some of us had to leave for some NPCC meeting in school.)
Had my maid help to marinate the chicken while we Bollywooded and X-boxed our way to 2:30pm, then, we took a taxi (No, two taxis) to East Coast Park, pit 54, (Located near (well...not so) the Food Village (Add in the inverted commas))
As we set up the BBQ, the guys who had to go back to school, came, and we started the mind-boggling task of starting the fire. Then, Zhun Yi and I had to rent 2 bikes and ride all the way in search for some ice and beverages. (The first stall was a freaking scam while the other was much cheaper.) When we came back, the BBQ was in full swing, lovely. We made a phone call to Aishah (Cake) Mdm and sang a birthday song for her, caught it on video. (And Seng Wei got a shiny new haircut btw)
Soon, I found my classmates (non-NP) at a neighbouring pit, they had a smaller pit for the class BBQ, and they had more ppl attending, lovely. After a few hours of eating and drinking and roasting, we played with Bhalaji's cricket bat and a tennis on the beach, it was really fun, we only had one aim, to try to hit the ball with the GODDMANED BAT! Then, as expected, the boys dumped me into the sea...
I soon sustained a cut on my neck when I tried to do the same to Seng Wei, it felt strange and stinging, plus my throat was constricted, urgh......
Later on, we so-called restarted the BBQ and tried to finish as much as we could, not enough, while I visited my class' BBQ, and nope, I did not freeload, I did not have the appetite.
We soon finished the BBQ at around 10.00, had fun walking to a 'nearby' overhead bridge and crossed, before splitting up and going home. I had to shower and disinfect my wound, in incredible pain, I do hope it gets better.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Camp tomorrow, arghhgahhhhhgahhhgagaghhhh....
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Finally, the Night Safari!
The Man who took tons of photographs during the trip and could spam flashes at anyone in a second, including me!)
Friday, March 6, 2009
Boring boring boring........want to know more?
At NPCC, no need for a full-u today ('YEAH!') and we had a combined UG sing'a'long. After that was a PT that was really rushed and some games. After that was some 'Sweettalk' (I bought some commie-I mean chinese carbonated apple juice, which I shook and sprayed into the air.) Discussions about our squad outing was a bit messed up and hilarious, but we did get some headway.
Finally it was Roti prata near the Bedok Stadium with Shan Leong (Who happens to be a primary school schoolmate) before going home. (Not before we had a conversation, wait....it dosen't fit in...)